Tuesday, March 11, 2014

I Just Don't Care About Shoes

Shoes. I hate them. Now that I don't have to go work in an office every day, I have realized my full potential as a person who wears the same pair of shoes every day. In the winter, it's these:

http://www.amazon.com/Sorel-Womens-Arctic-NL1540-Black/dp/B001OTYXAY/ref=sr_1_7?s=shoes&ie=UTF8&qid=1394574708&sr=1-7
Click to buy!

In the summer, it's these:
http://oldnavy.gap.com/browse/search.do?searchText=flip+flops
Click to buy! Be a slob like me!

Conversely, Mr. F loves shoes. He keeps buying all these designery shoes that all look the same to me. I guess they're nice. I don't know. I would wear no shoes all the time if society would allow it.

Lucky for me, Kid A seems to have inherited my shoe apathy. When he was really little, barely walking, I bought all these ridiculous shoes for him. Because baby TOMS! Baby Vans! I bought him a $40 pair of Stride Rite that he wore zero times because hey, if they cost $40 they have to be good, right?

THESE BABIES...


...are the only shoes my child will wear. They look really great on the rare occasion that he has to get dressed up for things. My dad got them for him at WalMart, and when he did, he ingeniously bought the next size up too. Now, I need to get another pair and I can't find them anywhere!

I recently got him a pair of those blinky superhero sneaks for his birthday. And do you know what my three year old did? He pushed the box back to me and said, "Take them back, mom."

So if anyone knows where I can find these totally trashy sneakers, please, PLEASE help!

1 comment:

  1. Send me a better pic of the sneaks and some deets from the sneaks themselves and I bet Pura (aka my mom) could find them. She's a genius with this shizz and loves little projects like these.

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